Hailie:Daddy, whatre you doing?
Eminem:Ha Ha!
Eminem & Hailie:Ok then! Everybody, listen up!
Eminem:Im goin to hell, whos comin with me?
Hailie:(innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help him!*giggle*
I think my dad gone crazy!
Theres no mountain I cant climb
Theres no tower too high,
No plane that I cant learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
There aint nothin I cant take this chainsaw to
*Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound*
Fuckin brains brawn, and brass balls
I cut em off, I got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with Elton Johns name, on my drag wall
Im out the closet, I been lyin my ass off
All this time, me and Dre been fuckin with hats off
Dr. Dre:Suck it marshall!
Tell laura and her husband to back off
Before I push this muthafuckin button and blast off
And launch one of these Russians, and thats all
*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*
Blow every fuckin thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
When will it stop, when will I knock the crap off
Hailie:My dads lost it
Hailie, tell em baby
Eminem:Theres really nothin else to say ha, I cant explain it
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, wont you tell them baby
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:Theres nothin you could do or say, could eva change me
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:Theres no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Its like my mother always told me
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker
If you aint got nothin nice to say then dont say nothin
uh..
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin cocks per second
Id rather put out a muthafuckin gospel record
Id rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flos, quit givin me my ammo
Cant you see why Im so mean? If yall leave me alone, this wouldnt be my M O
I wouldnt have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man, I dont know no more
Am I the only fuckin one whos normal any more?
Hailie:Dad!
Eminem:Theres really nothin else to say ha, I cant explain it
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, wont you tell them baby
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:Theres nothin you could do or say, could eva change me
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:Theres no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
So what youre seein is a genius at work
Which to me isnt work, so its easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when I speak, its tongue in cheek
Id yank my fuckin teeth before Id ever bite my tongue
Id slice my gums, get struck by fuckin lightnin twice at once
And die and come back as Vanilla Ices son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung
Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n grind" comes on
More pain inside o my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin on Ronnies grave,
Screamin at the sky, the clouds gather its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the Jist of it,
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter, heaters stashed and two-seaters with meat cleavers
I dont blame you, I wouldnt let Hailie listen to me neither
Eminem:Theres really nothin else to say ha, I cant explain it
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, wont you tell them baby
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:Theres nothin you could do or say, could eva change me
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:Theres no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:Crazy
Youre funny daddy! 欢迎您的光临!