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(Talking) May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,
will the real slim shady please stand up, I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up.....
we’re gonna have a problem here.........
(Verse 1) Ya’ll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like pam and tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorced
throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah) It’s the return of the...
"a.wait, no wait, you’re kidding, he didn’t just say what I think he did,
did he?" and Dr. Dre said...
nothing you idiots, Dr Dre’s dead he’s locked in my bassment
feminist women love eminem chicka chicka chicka slim shady,
"I’m sick of him, lookit him walkin around, grabbin his you know what
flippin’ to you know who" "yeah, but he’s so cute though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what’s goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but cant, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips and if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the discovery channel, dont they? we ain’t nothing but mammals
well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantelopes
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............
(Chorus)
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
(Verse 2)
Will Smith don’t got to cuss in his raps to sell records well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about a grammy half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird" why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
so you can sit me here next to britney spears shit,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear em argue over who she gave head to first
little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee hee"
I should download her audio on MP3 and show the world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you and there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.................
(Chorus) I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
(Verse 3) I’m like a head trip to listen to
cause I’m only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside you livin’ room
the only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya’ll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can then you wonder how can
kids eat up these albums like valiums it’s funny,cause at t